Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD

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Epic Rap Battles Of History

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[EpicLLOYD]
This is one vid kid
That you won't ever survive
I'll beat you, dislike you then unsubscribe
You'll be good at rapping someday
I promise bro
But for now just stick to editing
That gay ass Monday show
I'll slaughter your water color unicorns
Eat'em for breakfast
Then leak to YouTube
Your middle name is Alexis
I can tell you're scared
Just from the body language I'm reading
You should start leaving
Look! Your hairline's already retreating
Nice peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits
Everyone knows your page in just place the rap battles live
Dude you're really huge on YouTube
You got a great career
But remember you got famous off of my idea

[Nice Peter]
The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie
But I'm the one who had the brains
To let a midget play the bad guys
Look at you or let me just tell you what I see
You're a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me
I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler
Take the mustache away you look more like Bette Midler
You big tooth chompy face horse looking prick
You and Bill O'reilly can both suck my dick

[EpicLLOYD]
You're taller than I am, but you look up to me
The guy who got you your first job in comedy

[Nice Peter]
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus
You've got as much music talent as Chuck fucking Norris

[EpicLLOYD]
You a musician?
That's a kinda stretching
You wrote eighty seven songs with the same chord progression

[Nice Peter]
You look like a thumb!
Where'd you even come from?
It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum

[EpicLLOYD]
I'm gonna knock you right outta your little superman socks
You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG's jock

[Nice Peter]
Man, you don't even have to say that kind of shit
Fuck the rap battles and you, I quit!